THE DIARY OF AN EROTIC WRITER

Golden sheers

Before eXtasy publishes a book, it gets edited by one person and proofread by another. I missed it, the editor didn't point it out, but the proofreader noticed I had used shear when I meant sheer. The sentence was, I look past the ebony desk and the Zuzunaga couch, to the wide view of Central Park and the towers of Manhattan turned golden by the gold-flecked shears on my floor-to-ceiling windows. Since shears is another word for scissors, the image I unintentionally created was of a big pair of scissors hanging over a window. Don't get too close to the glass, or they might swing shut and snip off your whatever.

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